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Everyone thought that things were going smoothly here at FML, but you're all wrong. The big news of the day is that the FML Admin team has launched an uprising against former leader and founder: FML^WorpeX (me). They have been quoted as saying that I am "Intolerable", "A self-righteous and insufferable piece of ****" and "A big doo-doo head". They said that this revolt is because I always want to get my own way and that I do not accept criticism. However, I disagree and believe that it has something to do with wages. They are all greedy and want a higher pay!As many of you know, FML is actually very profitable industry. I rack in thousands of dollars each day from ad-revenue alone. I pay all of my admins 0.5% of what I earn. If they want a raise, I wont give it to them. This is because of the enormous expense of my Ferrari Enzo and condo in Berlin which just cost way too much without these funds! How can I be expected to live life without these necessities? I simply can not!A few of my ex-admins have gone so far as to launch Molotov cocktails at my car and home. Luckily, my supermodel girlfriend was home and called the cops to arrest the offenders!! I can't believe that I worked so close together with these people only to be betrayed like this!!So, we're at a problem. I can not run FML by myself (simply too much work to have to reply to ALL of the posts made on this site daily.) So, I banned all of the previous admins and outsourced my work to China where sweatshop workers will now be the admins for FML. To ensure that there is no language barrier, they will be using Google Translate. Furthermore, I gave them all the names of our previous admins so that everything feels the same.I hope that this does not affect the league at all. Lets get back to playing FFA and having fun so that I can make more money! ~WorpeX
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