Champions match

[DarKNeSSCaLLs]

Now we just need to agree on a map...

IMO Twilight Ruins or Market Place are usually good choices, but what do you guys think?

[Peregrine]

i mean i dont mind ugri at all, its just a joke match, but im pretty sure most ppl said they want a fourway and honestly...nobody hates you :D

[Ugrilainen]

wrong, rabbit does! ok nothing exceptionnal there...

frankly, no one hates you neither. No one hates walking . Ebo, ppl may find him annoying but i wouldnt call that hate. Q is super popular.

Im in for twilight or then market

[Peregrine]

that awkward moment when someone invites themselves to your party...

[Ugrilainen]

All right, fine. You have put such energy to tell me how much you didnt want me to play, that I wont. I just wanted to have a little fun here. Your last comment upset me like hell, I'm not even sure why.

Of course from now on, stay out of my sight.

Taking a little break from this nice community now.

[rygorych]

Well Eshan is being his typical sad self.

I'm fine with Twilight.

[FML|Renaud]

Nah, this is more like the akward moment, when you're not the host of party, and telling ppl you din't invite them :P

[DarKNeSSCaLLs]

I thought I was the host? I mean, I did organize the time for this match!

This isn't an FML sponsored game though, but I'm guessing the players want a 4 way. Either way, let's just see what we have and decide from there.

I'll host the game at around 4:50 EST, Twilight ok with you guys?

[rygorych]

Twilight, k thx, it all fits:

Me = Jacob, abdomen x 16 motherfuckers, WOLFMASTER, YE.
Lightweight = Edward, sparkles, kekeke
Eshan = Bella Swan roror, drama queen
Rabbit = Renesmee the cannibal baby

[Q-veta]

Bella has like no redeeming qualities. Why are the buff werewolf and gay vampire into her? I mean they could do way better if they tried.

[rygorych]

Well, Edward and Jacob are hormone high teenagers and it's not exactly their fault to be going after a dumbass like her.

You have to remember that Twilight was written by a sexually-disappointed woman nursing fantasies of "the ONE" who would vow to love for "THE ETERNITY". Which is of course impossible. In real life, your average Edward/Jacob would dump a shallow, useless dumbass like Bella within a year after realizing that she hopelessly boring in bed as she is in social situations.

Now, the sad truth is that Bella is symbolic of about 80% of teenage female population in the developed world. That's why this book's managed to penetrate the market so damn hard. Literally 4/5 girls/women can relate to Bella and Bella's fantasies. Am I woman hating? Hell no. 80% of men are just as hopeless. They are actually worse, because unlike the women, they don't even fucking read anymore.

That's not to say that Edward/Jacob are symbolic of the 80% crap male population. They aren't. They are entirely made up, because women love the made-up in fiction, because it is absent in reali life.

Could they do better, theoretically? Well, no, because their entire existance is based on serving as the object of fantasy of the 80% useless women.

[FML|WorpeX]

What the fuck just happened in the post above me? Not only does it make no sense at all, but i'm pretty sure ebo just admitted to watching and liking Twilight.

[FML|Renaud]

Fine,
Walking said "Lets have a party with all of us!"
Darkness said "We can do it at my place!"
Ugri said "I'll bring the chips!"
Eshan said "Ewwww I don't want ugri at my party"
Ugri said "It's not your party? And Walking invited me"
Eshan said "Ewwww I don't want ugri at my party"

Better?

[Q-veta]

I can see Jacob going for her, you know teenagers are stupid. But Edward is over 100 years old, he should fucking know better by now. And Bella shouldn't want him in the first place, HE WAS WATCHING HER SLEEP, THAT'S CREEPY NO MATTER HOW YOU LOOK AT IT.

But you're right about why it appeals to girls so much. Bitches and whores.

[rygorych]

Well, saying "bitches and whores" would be sexist, which I'm not at all. Most men are as bad or worse than most women. But you are right, Edward is not real at all, like I said, he's an image manufactured by/for romantically and sexually females. A type of masturbation device, really.

Worpex, I never admitted I liked Twilight. I did watch the first movie (which is decent for comedy value), and I am familiar with the books' plot.

And how exactly did my post not make sense, please explain.