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90% of the thread are jokes about how "night elves are homosexuals", though if you look through it there are a few funny ones making fun of tod.http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54124&pp=20(and the majority are not funny)A Deathknight came across a pair of boots of speed while killing creeps one day. After trying the new boots on for size, the DeathKnight thought to himself, "Why is it that my movement speed is increased while wearing these boots when I am in fact atop a horse?" Nevertheless, the DeathKnight looked passed the apparent oddity and enjoyed his new pair of boots, but decided to put them away for safe keeping for the time being. During another day of creeping the DeathKnight onced again came across another pair of boots of speed. Delighted by the thought of adding a second pair to his collection he journeyed back to his Frozen Throne, threw open his boot closet and placed his second pair of Boots of Speed on top of the other pair...*thud*The Boots hit the floor."That's odd.." said the DeathKnight, "I'll try again", he thought to himself.*thud*The Boots hit the floor again."What in the name of Frostmourne is going on!?", the DeathKnight bellowed. After several unsuccessful attempts the DeathKnight's eyes glanced upon a small inscription on the sole of one boot reading - "Boots of Speed DO NOT STACK".--------------------------Player 1 (me): Can I have 100 gold please?Player 2 : Sure, coming right up.10 minutes later Player 2 sends 10 peasants with gold in their hands to my base.Player 1 : Huh, what's this?Player 2 : Your gold.Player 1 has left the game.----------what's the difference between warcraft and a a bleeding arm? (click to show/hide)one gets patched.-------How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb? (click to show/hide)2, one to screw it in and one to uphold the light-------How do you count how many tauren you have? (click to show/hide)You use a COWCULATOR!
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China? (click to show/hide)Fury.Pinball: cuz ur a retarded asshole?Fury.Pinball: MASSING ONE SINGLE UNITFury.Pinball: NOOB ASSHOLEFury.Pinball: I HIPE U DIE IN HELLFury.Pinball: LIKE UR MOTHER
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks? (click to show/hide)Mavs won a season once
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pmWhat does Pinball say while meeting the king of China? (click to show/hide)Fury.Pinball: cuz ur a retarded asshole?Fury.Pinball: MASSING ONE SINGLE UNITFury.Pinball: NOOB ASSHOLEFury.Pinball: I HIPE U DIE IN HELLFury.Pinball: LIKE UR MOTHER What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?
Quote from: DV- on December 11, 2014, 07:01:39 amWhats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks? (click to show/hide)Mavs won a season onceLMAO
Quote from: Meeds on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pmQuote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pmWhat does Pinball say while meeting the king of China? (click to show/hide)Fury.Pinball: cuz ur a retarded asshole?Fury.Pinball: MASSING ONE SINGLE UNITFury.Pinball: NOOB ASSHOLEFury.Pinball: I HIPE U DIE IN HELLFury.Pinball: LIKE UR MOTHER What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 13, 2014, 08:05:33 pmQuote from: Meeds on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pmQuote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pmWhat does Pinball say while meeting the king of China? (click to show/hide)Fury.Pinball: cuz ur a retarded asshole?Fury.Pinball: MASSING ONE SINGLE UNITFury.Pinball: NOOB ASSHOLEFury.Pinball: I HIPE U DIE IN HELLFury.Pinball: LIKE UR MOTHER What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...History is not funny, it is just history. Basic of humour is surprise, there is no surprise about history as it already happened.
