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Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« on: December 09, 2014, 11:59:42 pm »
Gonna start this thread, cause why not :icon_lol: :icon_lol:  I want to see what kind of dumb stuff people can come up with. I'll go first, here's two.

What's the Mountain King's favorite movie?
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What did the Archmage ask for after eating too much chili?
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #1 on: December 10, 2014, 07:28:32 am »
hahahahhaha that second one.

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #2 on: December 10, 2014, 01:52:51 pm »
What does Demon Hunter answer to this question ?
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #3 on: December 11, 2014, 07:01:39 am »
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks?

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #4 on: December 11, 2014, 10:44:02 am »
No more please.
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #5 on: December 11, 2014, 12:05:43 pm »
Agree with Elessar first and maybe last time in a life.
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #6 on: December 11, 2014, 01:29:00 pm »
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #7 on: December 11, 2014, 01:49:25 pm »
What would the Alchemist be if he underwent a sex-change operation and lost his voice?
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #8 on: December 11, 2014, 01:54:18 pm »
LOL
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #9 on: December 11, 2014, 02:14:15 pm »
Quote from: red7z7 on December 11, 2014, 01:49:25 pm
What would the Alchemist be if he underwent a sex-change operation and lost his voice?
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win.
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #10 on: December 12, 2014, 02:11:56 pm »
What did the DK say when trying to use ketchup at McDonalds? :ud:
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #11 on: December 12, 2014, 03:06:42 pm »
I like those. can someone just steal the whole list from wcr?  :D
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #12 on: December 12, 2014, 05:46:59 pm »
You're god damn right I want more.

Puns and dad jokes are best jokes.

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #13 on: December 12, 2014, 05:50:09 pm »
Where does the Lich King poop?
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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #14 on: December 12, 2014, 06:11:46 pm »
90% of the thread are jokes about how "night elves are homosexuals", though if you look through it there are a few funny ones making fun of tod.

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54124&pp=20
(and the majority are not funny)



A Deathknight came across a pair of boots of speed while killing creeps one day. After trying the new boots on for size, the DeathKnight thought to himself, "Why is it that my movement speed is increased while wearing these boots when I am in fact atop a horse?" Nevertheless, the DeathKnight looked passed the apparent oddity and enjoyed his new pair of boots, but decided to put them away for safe keeping for the time being.
During another day of creeping the DeathKnight onced again came across another pair of boots of speed. Delighted by the thought of adding a second pair to his collection he journeyed back to his Frozen Throne, threw open his boot closet and placed his second pair of Boots of Speed on top of the other pair...
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor.
"That's odd.." said the DeathKnight, "I'll try again", he thought to himself.
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor again.
"What in the name of Frostmourne is going on!?", the DeathKnight bellowed. After several unsuccessful attempts the DeathKnight's eyes glanced upon a small inscription on the sole of one boot reading -
"Boots of Speed DO NOT STACK".

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Player 1 (me): Can I have 100 gold please?
Player 2 : Sure, coming right up.
10 minutes later Player 2 sends 10 peasants with gold in their hands to my base.
Player 1 : Huh, what's this?
Player 2 : Your gold.
Player 1 has left the game.

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