Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6

[Wrecktify]

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M55
:USA: :ne: Wrecktify
:Russia: :orc: Ludix
:Serbia: :ne: Svedirko
:USA: :ne: Mog[Skynet]

M56
:Bulgaria: :ud: Magadansky
:France: :hu: Meeds
:Finland: :ne: j33
:Canada: :ne: Renaud

M57
:Russia: :ud: KPECT
:Russia: :hu: Toy0ta
:Russia: :ud: Qwest
:France: :hu: Jey_s_TeArS

M58
:USA: :ra: Persuade
:Russia: :orc: y.zenchenko
:USA: :ud: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:Germany: :hu: YaWs

M59
:USA: :ra: SteppinRazor
:USA: :ra: Seksi
:Slovakia: :hu: Ado125
:World: :ra2: [i]Sub for Lightweight[/i]
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[Wrecktify]

M55
Wrecktify
Ludix
Svedirko
Mog[Skynet]

Having already lost to Ludix once, and being a creature of habit, I have already decided to lose to Ludix this round as well.  I will, however, go out in a Dovekie style bang.  I will be rushing 100 food hippo riders, fast creep potm to 3, roar/trueshot/3-0/marksmanship hippo rush Ludix and destroy his face off.  That, or he will easily repel me and get like 8/7/7.  If I was a betting man, which I am, it will be the latter.

Meanwhile Mog will hoard around 77K, and Sverdrinko will be drunk and listening to an acoustic guitar mixtape.  Cause I assume Serbians still listen to mixtapes.  Do they even have electricity?

Once hes done toming me, Ludix will finish what he started with Mog last round.  I imagine he will still disconnect, though probably after killing Mog this time. 

Three hours later, Sverdrinko will open his eyes, stop playing the air guitar, and see a "Congratulations: you won!" screen.  He will not be suprised, as this wouldnt even be in the top 5 of stupidest games this season.

M56
Magadansky
Meeds
j33
Renaud

A great man trogladyte explained his betting pattern is to always bet the elf.  This makes sense.  G-money is like a carbon copy of me, minus the biting wit, sexy height, or giant schlong.  But as I suck at this game, he sadly does too.  Meeds, meanwhile, will have read this prediction thread and up to this point have taken me 100% for serious.  As a result of his inability to understand my humor, he is going to tank this game in order to face me in the semis and suicide me.  That leaves Maga and Renaud.  Renaud is 1-0 versus Maga in finals matches, which not only means Maga 100% loses, but 100% sucks.

QUEBECOIS#1!!!


M57
KPECT
Toy0ta
Qwest
Jey_s_TeArS

The rematch I think everyone who has ever watched any game of warcraft ever wanted to see this week: KSPECT vs Qwest.  Actually I think we are all hoping KPECT doesnt show cause we want to see what happens when 3 hoard happy foreigners sit on a map with like 500k in gold.  The same way people sometimes mine out deathrose or meadows before moving?  I think that could happen here.  It might be a 5 hour, 100k vs 100k vs 100k match. 

And you know what?  I dont often speak well of others, but Jeys is pretty darn good.  And he wont focus on people based on names in this game, cause they all equally suck.


M58
Persuade
y.zenchenko
PLZLEAVEDUCK
YaWs

This... isnt even worth predicting.  Either Duck or Yawns will do something insane.  Y.z is going to get tomed by somebody.  Persuade has the most FFA sense (what ever happened to people citing FFA sense anyway?) of these folks, and that will carry him to victory.  I think.  Or Duck will win.  Cause Duck > Remind > Ente.

M59
SteppinRazor
Seksi
Ado125
Wrecktify

So I am going to sub for LW, since I can sorta play human and abuse orc, which is basically LW.  Im also a bit unhinged, though not quite at his level.

Ado will solo me out, but I will run around harassing him all game to punish him.  Seksi and Steppin will hoard for a while, though Seksi will eventually break.  Unfortunately he will have randomed UD, which is his best race but ironically most easily beaten.  (PLAY HU SEKSI PLZ).  Steppin will continue to copy me and have picked elf, but mercifully will not go Hippo riders, instead chippo abusing Seksi.  Seksi will write roughly 8 pages worth of game analysis as Steppin kills his base, crashing Ado's third world computer.  Steppin finishes Seksi, game over.

[SteppinRazor]

Cmon wreck you need to add your epic descriptions for each game!!!!!!!!!

[Wrecktify]

Done.

[Jey_s_TeArS]

<3 I feel confident

[Persuade]

Nice spelling, it's troglodyte*

[KenoStrikesBack]

wreck? how tall are you exactly? :D

[Wrecktify]

Nice spelling, it's troglodyte*

It is fun to troll the troll.  Like knowing you would /a after I /a, or inserting a phonetic spelling so you can douche it up.  Thank you, commander toolbag.

[FML|WorpeX]

M55
Wrecktify
Ludix
Svedirko
Mog[Skynet]

Mog has never done this well in a wc3 tournament, ever. Making it to the semi-finals this season will be his crowning achievement in his WC3 career. Thus, I shall pick him. However, I predict he gets killed early and rebuilds off in a corner to snatch the win away 2.5 hours later.

M56
Magadansky
Meeds
j33
Renaud

I predict j33 gets killed early and rebuilds off in a corner to snatch the win away 2.5 hours later.

M57
KPECT
Toy0ta
Qwest
Jey_s_TeArS

Toy0ta had a great start to this FML season, but he kinda fell off the map a bit lately. People stopped trusting in his abilities. I think its time to turn that around!! So, lets do it!

M58
Persuade
y.zenchenko
PLZLEAVEDUCK
YaWs

If y.z shows up he will win. BUUUUUTTT. I don't think hes going to show up.

M59
SteppinRazor
Seksi
Ado125
Sub for Lightweight

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Sub will win.

[FML|Renaud]

I'm from Ontario, my parents are from Ontario, my grand parents are from USA/Ontario, I'm not a Quebecois!!!!

[Persuade]

Nice spelling, it's troglodyte*

It is fun to troll the troll.  Like knowing you would /a after I /a, or inserting a phonetic spelling so you can douche it up.  Thank you, commander toolbag.

Aww how cute, trolling the troll that thinks he trolled me, it's so easy to provoke you (:

[FML|WorpeX]

You're both wrong, I trolled you both by using the power for suggestion to make you write the things you did.

[FML|Mog]

um excuse me worpex beating yane and holyhuman in solo were clearly my biggest wc3 achievements. making the semi-finals through sheer luck based play isn't an accomplishment xD

[FML|Mog]

M55
Wrecktify
Ludix
Svedirko
Mog[Skynet]

He would have won last round vs me if he hadn't of disconnected! and since he already beat Wreck, of course he will crush him again.

M56
Magadansky
Meeds
j33
Renaud

Renaud will play elf, get 60k gold, and win. Although Maga will put up a good fight with 40k less gold 

M57
KPECT
Toy0ta
Qwest
Jey_sS_TeAr

I don't know, I feel like whoever kpect DOESNT hit will win. The other 3 will just try to hoard and whoever is ignored will hoard most and win 

M58
Persuade
y.zenchenko
PLZLEAVEDUCK
YaWs

Wouldn't be the semi-finals is Persuade wasn't playing (and losing) in them

M59
SteppinRazor
Seksi
Ado125
Sub for Lightweight

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Depends on if sub decides to suicide Seksi :icon_lol:

[svedirko]

@wreck silly americans if there wasnt nikola tesla you would still using candles and ye he was serbian :) so bitch please :D