To: Wrecktify

[FML|WorpeX]

To: Wrecktify
Cc: FML Community

Hey Wreck, where is that FML Newsletter I was promised after round 1? huh? HUH? HUUUH!??

Love,
WorpeX

[Wrecktify]

To: Worpex
CC: Paterique


Its too busy being suicided by Paterique.  If it recovers it shall arrive.

[FML|Mage]

To: Wrecktify
CC: None of your damned business

It's polite to at least sign your emails Wreck.

Love,

Mage

P.S. Your response had me cracking up.

[FML|WorpeX]

To: Practicemage
Cc: Renaud

I am your father.

Sincerely,

WorpeX

[FML|Mage]

To: WorpeX
CC: Renaud

What on earth does Renaud have to do with this?

A very confused,

Mage

[FML|WorpeX]

To: Practicemage
Cc: Renaud

Renaud is the mother.

Faithfully,
WorpeX

[F10EX]

you guys took offtopic to a whole new level, damn funny though

[FML|Mage]

To: F10EX
CC: Rest of the thread

Please note the proper formats for writing emails and apply them.

Love,

Mage


To: WorpeX
CC: Renaud; Ugri

This explains so much.  I had always assumed Ugri was the mother, but I guess I can see you having an affair with Renaud.  If you need to talk to someone Ugri I'm here for you.  I know how you're feeling; betrayed and confused.  I just learned that most of my life has been a lie.

From,

A hurt Mage. 

P.S. WorpeX we may need to settle this in the civil courts.  I think I'm entitled to compensation for emotional damages.

[rygorych]

To: Ебо
Cc: Ебо

Здравствуй, друг. Ты мне не поверишь, но я (ты) создал машину времени. Я попал в будущее, где я стал чемпионом ФМЛ. Только произошло чудо - я был клонирован. Теперь нас трое, брат! В последнем матче ты, я, и наш клон бились против Мага. Мы (я, ты) победили. Наш клон, к сожалению, потерял связь. Но это нормально, он отказался бороться против сыра.

Твой навсегда,
Ебо


P.S. Bonus points to anyone who can find the translation

[FML|Renaud]

To: rygorych
CC:
BCC: If I wrote it, it wouldn't be bcc anymore now would it

Fuck.... there are 3 of you now?
But who is Мага? I only got the Magus out of it, which I'm guessing is either Maga or Mage

Renaud

[FML|WorpeX]

To: y.zenchenko
Cc: rygorych; w8man; lovetrance; gnom

Translate this please!

Thanks!
WorpeX

[Pinballmap]

To: y.zenchenko
Cc: rygorych; w8man; lovetrance; gnom

Translate this please!

Thanks!
WorpeX

Hello, my friend. You would not believe me, but I (you) created a time machine. I came to the future, where I became the champion of FML. Only a miracle happened - I was cloned. Now the three of us, brother! In the last match you, me and our clone fought against the Magus. We (I, you) have won. Our clone, unfortunately, lost touch. But that's okay, he refused to fight against cheese.

Yours forever,
Ebo


google translator :)

[Kruppe]

to: God
from: Kruppe

Oh my god,

Kruppe is very disappointed. You did not make poor Kruppe rich and beautiful neither you gave him fast fingers. Instead you created Worpex and Renaud who gave birth to a mage and a league and whatsoever.

While you consider all of this in a decent period of time you could also make Sir Wrecktify answer Kruppe's PMs concerning the newsletter.

If not, Kruppe will TR you.