A Deathknight came across a pair of boots of speed while killing creeps one day. After trying the new boots on for size, the DeathKnight thought to himself, "Why is it that my movement speed is increased while wearing these boots when I am in fact atop a horse?" Nevertheless, the DeathKnight looked passed the apparent oddity and enjoyed his new pair of boots, but decided to put them away for safe keeping for the time being. During another day of creeping the DeathKnight onced again came across another pair of boots of speed. Delighted by the thought of adding a second pair to his collection he journeyed back to his Frozen Throne, threw open his boot closet and placed his second pair of Boots of Speed on top of the other pair... *thud* The Boots hit the floor. "That's odd.." said the DeathKnight, "I'll try again", he thought to himself. *thud* The Boots hit the floor again. "What in the name of Frostmourne is going on!?", the DeathKnight bellowed. After several unsuccessful attempts the DeathKnight's eyes glanced upon a small inscription on the sole of one boot reading - "Boots of Speed DO NOT STACK".
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Player 1 (me): Can I have 100 gold please? Player 2 : Sure, coming right up. 10 minutes later Player 2 sends 10 peasants with gold in their hands to my base. Player 1 : Huh, what's this? Player 2 : Your gold. Player 1 has left the game.
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what's the difference between warcraft and a a bleeding arm?
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one gets patched.
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How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?
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2, one to screw it in and one to uphold the light
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How do you count how many tauren you have?
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You use a COWCULATOR!
Lol'd hard at the first one in that thread. What an anti-joke.
Søsø seems to be pretty damn sick lately, so I'm expecting him to win this.
Q15 Tyrant66 DV- Mog[skynet] Elessar
I think Mog will win.
Q16 LifeForRent Nline Junkerzam WorpeX
Scrubberzam played pretty well last time, so I guess I consider him the favorite here.
Q17 AJIKAIII CallMeImba Audigy Seksi
I want to believe in Audigy, but after that last game, I'm finding it a bit harder to believe. Seksi is a consistent sexual predator in ffa though, so I'll go with him.
Q18 Lord-Vova Spielman FAiL.Life Valefort
I'll go with Baron Vova von Dniwe.
Q19 WarchiefRich SteppinRazor Mr.Sparkle Kpect
Not quite sure actually. Maybe this will be some chaotic rambo game.
Q20 XoZ_Magadansky Red7z7 bRain.Man Ponty
Magadansky is one of the friendliest players I have ever met and on top of that a really good FFA player. I think he'll pull through somehow
Q21 Ostone Nooblex Letshavesomefun j33.
Hard to tell, but I wouldn't be surprised if Shave tanks somebody's main and disconnects.
Q22 htrt Vyvanne qwest AlienWareOwnZ
My brain tells me to bet on htrt, but my heart wants qwest to win.
Q23 noexxx screpi PLZLEAVEDUCK SweeT
I think Nosexxx will prevail in this.
Q24 KenoStrikesBack Tleilaxu FML_Renaud fow
Not much to say here. Renaud is easily the strongest player here and he should be able to take it quite easily.
Q25 Malboy i-never-smile fetta_ook Lightweight
I want to believe in Lightweight.
Q26 Dovekie Eshan Wrecktify NoMercy2
I'm pretty sure Dovekie has passed away, RIP, so I won't really try to predict this game without knowing who the sub is going to be.
Q27 Ludix Hudkraem Prometeus Sub
It depends on the sub, but Ludix should be the favorite from these three players.
Jesus, I don't know what you guys are complaining about. Playing with Maga is like having a big bully with better micro who has chosen you as his rape victim. I can look forward to getting creepjacked and tomed all game when I play vs Maga, so please tell me what other alternatives do I have than asking for help?
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