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Title: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Wrecktify on November 18, 2013, 07:26:13 pm
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M55
:USA: :ne: Wrecktify
:Russia: :orc: Ludix
:Serbia: :ne: Svedirko
:USA: :ne: Mog[Skynet]

M56
:Bulgaria: :ud: Magadansky
:France: :hu: Meeds
:Finland: :ne: j33
:Canada: :ne: Renaud

M57
:Russia: :ud: KPECT
:Russia: :hu: Toy0ta
:Russia: :ud: Qwest
:France: :hu: Jey_s_TeArS

M58
:USA: :ra: Persuade
:Russia: :orc: y.zenchenko
:USA: :ud: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:Germany: :hu: YaWs

M59
:USA: :ra: SteppinRazor
:USA: :ra: Seksi
:Slovakia: :hu: Ado125
:World: :ra2: [i]Sub for Lightweight[/i]
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Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Wrecktify on November 18, 2013, 07:27:10 pm
M55
:USA: :ne: Wrecktify
:Russia: :orc: Ludix
:Serbia: :ne: Svedirko
:USA: :ne: Mog[Skynet]

Having already lost to Ludix once, and being a creature of habit, I have already decided to lose to Ludix this round as well.  I will, however, go out in a Dovekie style bang.  I will be rushing 100 food hippo riders, fast creep potm to 3, roar/trueshot/3-0/marksmanship hippo rush Ludix and destroy his face off.  That, or he will easily repel me and get like 8/7/7.  If I was a betting man, which I am, it will be the latter.

Meanwhile Mog will hoard around 77K, and Sverdrinko will be drunk and listening to an acoustic guitar mixtape.  Cause I assume Serbians still listen to mixtapes.  Do they even have electricity?

Once hes done toming me, Ludix will finish what he started with Mog last round.  I imagine he will still disconnect, though probably after killing Mog this time. 

Three hours later, Sverdrinko will open his eyes, stop playing the air guitar, and see a "Congratulations: you won!" screen.  He will not be suprised, as this wouldnt even be in the top 5 of stupidest games this season.

M56
:Bulgaria: :ud: Magadansky
:France: :hu: Meeds
:Finland: :ne: j33
:Canada: :ne: Renaud

A great man trogladyte explained his betting pattern is to always bet the elf.  This makes sense.  G-money is like a carbon copy of me, minus the biting wit, sexy height, or giant schlong.  But as I suck at this game, he sadly does too.  Meeds, meanwhile, will have read this prediction thread and up to this point have taken me 100% for serious.  As a result of his inability to understand my humor, he is going to tank this game in order to face me in the semis and suicide me.  That leaves Maga and Renaud.  Renaud is 1-0 versus Maga in finals matches, which not only means Maga 100% loses, but 100% sucks.

QUEBECOIS#1!!!


M57
:Russia: :ud: KPECT
:Russia: :hu: Toy0ta
:Russia: :ud: Qwest
:France: :hu: Jey_s_TeArS

The rematch I think everyone who has ever watched any game of warcraft ever wanted to see this week: KSPECT vs Qwest.  Actually I think we are all hoping KPECT doesnt show cause we want to see what happens when 3 hoard happy foreigners sit on a map with like 500k in gold.  The same way people sometimes mine out deathrose or meadows before moving?  I think that could happen here.  It might be a 5 hour, 100k vs 100k vs 100k match. 

And you know what?  I dont often speak well of others, but Jeys is pretty darn good.  And he wont focus on people based on names in this game, cause they all equally suck.


M58
:USA: :ra: Persuade
:Russia: :orc: y.zenchenko
:USA: :ud: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:Germany: :hu: YaWs

This... isnt even worth predicting.  Either Duck or Yawns will do something insane.  Y.z is going to get tomed by somebody.  Persuade has the most FFA sense (what ever happened to people citing FFA sense anyway?) of these folks, and that will carry him to victory.  I think.  Or Duck will win.  Cause Duck > Remind > Ente.

M59
:USA: :ra: SteppinRazor
:USA: :ra: Seksi
:Slovakia: :hu: Ado125
:World: :ra2: Wrecktify

So I am going to sub for LW, since I can sorta play human and abuse orc, which is basically LW.  Im also a bit unhinged, though not quite at his level.

Ado will solo me out, but I will run around harassing him all game to punish him.  Seksi and Steppin will hoard for a while, though Seksi will eventually break.  Unfortunately he will have randomed UD, which is his best race but ironically most easily beaten.  (PLAY HU SEKSI PLZ).  Steppin will continue to copy me and have picked elf, but mercifully will not go Hippo riders, instead chippo abusing Seksi.  Seksi will write roughly 8 pages worth of game analysis as Steppin kills his base, crashing Ado's third world computer.  Steppin finishes Seksi, game over.
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: SteppinRazor on November 18, 2013, 07:32:40 pm
Cmon wreck you need to add your epic descriptions for each game!!!!!!!!!
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Wrecktify on November 18, 2013, 07:37:47 pm
Done.
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Jey_s_TeArS on November 18, 2013, 07:47:19 pm
<3 I feel confident
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Persuade on November 18, 2013, 08:06:01 pm
Nice spelling, it's troglodyte*
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: KenoStrikesBack on November 18, 2013, 08:10:18 pm
wreck? how tall are you exactly? :D
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Wrecktify on November 18, 2013, 08:12:02 pm
Nice spelling, it's troglodyte*

It is fun to troll the troll.  Like knowing you would /a after I /a, or inserting a phonetic spelling so you can douche it up.  Thank you, commander toolbag.
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: FML|WorpeX on November 18, 2013, 08:25:05 pm
M55
:USA: :ne: Wrecktify
:Russia: :orc: Ludix
:Serbia: :ne: Svedirko
:USA: :ne: Mog[Skynet]

Mog has never done this well in a wc3 tournament, ever. Making it to the semi-finals this season will be his crowning achievement in his WC3 career. Thus, I shall pick him. However, I predict he gets killed early and rebuilds off in a corner to snatch the win away 2.5 hours later.

M56
:Bulgaria: :ud: Magadansky
:France: :hu: Meeds
:Finland: :ne: j33
:Canada: :ne: Renaud

I predict j33 gets killed early and rebuilds off in a corner to snatch the win away 2.5 hours later.

M57
:Russia: :ud: KPECT
:Russia: :hu: Toy0ta
:Russia: :ud: Qwest
:France: :hu: Jey_s_TeArS

Toy0ta had a great start to this FML season, but he kinda fell off the map a bit lately. People stopped trusting in his abilities. I think its time to turn that around!! So, lets do it!

M58
:USA: :ra: Persuade
:Russia: :orc: y.zenchenko
:USA: :ud: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:Germany: :hu: YaWs

If y.z shows up he will win. BUUUUUTTT. I don't think hes going to show up.

M59
:USA: :ra: SteppinRazor
:USA: :ra: Seksi
:Slovakia: :hu: Ado125
:World: :ra2: Sub for Lightweight
Code: [Select]

Sub will win.
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: FML|Renaud on November 18, 2013, 09:06:51 pm
I'm from Ontario, my parents are from Ontario, my grand parents are from USA/Ontario, I'm not a Quebecois!!!!
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Persuade on November 18, 2013, 09:18:40 pm
Nice spelling, it's troglodyte*

It is fun to troll the troll.  Like knowing you would /a after I /a, or inserting a phonetic spelling so you can douche it up.  Thank you, commander toolbag.

Aww how cute, trolling the troll that thinks he trolled me, it's so easy to provoke you (:
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: FML|WorpeX on November 18, 2013, 09:46:54 pm
You're both wrong, I trolled you both by using the power for suggestion to make you write the things you did.
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: FML|Mog on November 18, 2013, 11:19:22 pm
um excuse me worpex beating yane and holyhuman in solo were clearly my biggest wc3 achievements. making the semi-finals through sheer luck based play isn't an accomplishment xD
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: FML|Mog on November 18, 2013, 11:22:52 pm
M55
:USA: :ne: Wrecktify
:Russia: :orc: Ludix
:Serbia: :ne: Svedirko
:USA: :ne: Mog[Skynet]

He would have won last round vs me if he hadn't of disconnected! and since he already beat Wreck, of course he will crush him again.

M56
:Bulgaria: :ud: Magadansky
:France: :hu: Meeds
:Finland: :ne: j33
:Canada: :ne: Renaud

Renaud will play elf, get 60k gold, and win. Although Maga will put up a good fight with 40k less gold  :icon_biggrin:

M57
:Russia: :ud: KPECT
:Russia: :hu: Toy0ta
:Russia: :ud: Qwest
:France: :hu: Jey_sS_TeAr

I don't know, I feel like whoever kpect DOESNT hit will win. The other 3 will just try to hoard and whoever is ignored will hoard most and win  :icon_rolleyes:

M58
:USA: :ra: Persuade
:Russia: :orc: y.zenchenko
:USA: :ud: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:Germany: :hu: YaWs

Wouldn't be the semi-finals is Persuade wasn't playing (and losing) in them

M59
:USA: :ra: SteppinRazor
:USA: :ra: Seksi
:Slovakia: :hu: Ado125
:World: :ra2: Sub for Lightweight
Code: [Select]

Depends on if sub decides to suicide Seksi :icon_lol:
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: svedirko on November 19, 2013, 08:32:59 am
@wreck silly americans if there wasnt nikola tesla you would still using candles and ye he was serbian :) so bitch please :D
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Wrecktify on November 19, 2013, 10:27:34 am
Touche 8D
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Meeds on November 19, 2013, 12:02:41 pm
Meeds, meanwhile, will have read this prediction thread and up to this point have taken me 100% for serious.  As a result of his inability to understand my humor, he is going to tank this game in order to face me in the semis and suicide me.

I have to apologize for not understanding your humor, the thing is, when I met "Wrecktify" on chat during this game we obs together I didn't know you AT ALL, for me you were some kind of fresh FML recruit :D, so to me it looked really un-mannered to flame Renaud.
After that, I learned that you are DarkFlameMaster, a player which I respect by his playstyle and warcraft skills.
I found even after that DarkFlameMaster was actually a smurf, but for me, as I joined FML when you used "DarkFlameMaster", "Wrecktify" is the smurf ! But it is the other way around !

Anyway, for my defense I'm not the kind of guy that suicide anyone. I like balanced game.
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Pinballmap on November 19, 2013, 12:19:22 pm
M55
:USA: :ne: Wrecktify
:Russia: :orc: Ludix
:Serbia: :ne: Svedirko
:USA: :ne: Mog[Skynet]

When Wreck will play elf , this will be a nightmare for poor Ludix. He will see lots of chims in his base pretty early. As an orc i hate this map , elves can easily rebuild anywhere on the map, almost impossible to take out one play fast. Since Wreck is the best chippo (ab)user he will win here. Not hoping for him to play gay human race!

M56
:Bulgaria: :ud: Magadansky
:France: :hu: Meeds
:Finland: :ne: j33
:Canada: :ne: Renaud

Maga or Renaud here.

M57
:Russia: :ud: KPECT
:Russia: :hu: Toy0ta
:Russia: :ud: Qwest
:France: :hu: Jey_s_TeArS

3 Russians in one game, will be interesting to see how they treat eachother. Bug jey is a pretty solid human player and will win here.

M58
:USA: :ra: Persuade
:Russia: :orc: y.zenchenko
:USA: :ud: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:Germany: :hu: YaWs

DUCK! When he shows...

M59
:USA: :ra: SteppinRazor
:USA: :ra: Seksi
:Slovakia: :hu: Ado125
:World: :ra2: Sub for Lightweight

Either Seksi or the sub will win here!
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Ugrilainen on November 19, 2013, 12:39:53 pm
Meeds, meanwhile, will have read this prediction thread and up to this point have taken me 100% for serious.  As a result of his inability to understand my humor, he is going to tank this game in order to face me in the semis and suicide me.

After that, I learned that you are DarkFlameMaster, a player which I respect by his playstyle and warcraft skills.
I found even after that DarkFlameMaster was actually a smurf, but for me, as I joined FML when you used "DarkFlameMaster", "Wrecktify" is the smurf ! But it is the other way around !

tell me about it, i miss DFM!  :icon_cry:
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Wrecktify on November 19, 2013, 05:10:12 pm
Meeds, meanwhile, will have read this prediction thread and up to this point have taken me 100% for serious.  As a result of his inability to understand my humor, he is going to tank this game in order to face me in the semis and suicide me.

I have to apologize for not understanding your humor, the thing is, when I met "Wrecktify" on chat during this game we obs together I didn't know you AT ALL, for me you were some kind of fresh FML recruit :D, so to me it looked really un-mannered to flame Renaud.
After that, I learned that you are DarkFlameMaster, a player which I respect by his playstyle and warcraft skills.
I found even after that DarkFlameMaster was actually a smurf, but for me, as I joined FML when you used "DarkFlameMaster", "Wrecktify" is the smurf ! But it is the other way around !

Anyway, for my defense I'm not the kind of guy that suicide anyone. I like balanced game.

I dont think youd suicide anyone dangit!  You just have to realize nothing I say at all, ever, is serious remotely in my predictions Or generally speaking.  My only serious real-talk is with Ugri or Mage on Skype.  The crazy Wreck stuff is just schtick.  Its hyperbole and stupidity.

 So dont get mad if when I start referring to you as Napoleon and call your base Waterloo.  =)
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: FML|Renaud on November 19, 2013, 05:22:47 pm
That's not true, I remember watching replays of myself and your obs comment really helped!
(Of course they were full of insults but when you ignore that, there's actually a lot of good stuff)
Title: Re: Dr. StrangeWreck or: How I learned to Predict FML Round 6
Post by: Persuade on November 19, 2013, 06:28:02 pm
Meeds, meanwhile, will have read this prediction thread and up to this point have taken me 100% for serious.  As a result of his inability to understand my humor, he is going to tank this game in order to face me in the semis and suicide me.

I have to apologize for not understanding your humor, the thing is, when I met "Wrecktify" on chat during this game we obs together I didn't know you AT ALL, for me you were some kind of fresh FML recruit :D, so to me it looked really un-mannered to flame Renaud.
After that, I learned that you are DarkFlameMaster, a player which I respect by his playstyle and warcraft skills.
I found even after that DarkFlameMaster was actually a smurf, but for me, as I joined FML when you used "DarkFlameMaster", "Wrecktify" is the smurf ! But it is the other way around !

Anyway, for my defense I'm not the kind of guy that suicide anyone. I like balanced game.

I dont think youd suicide anyone dangit!  You just have to realize nothing I say at all, ever, is serious remotely in my predictions Or generally speaking.  My only serious real-talk is with Ugri or Mage on Skype.  The crazy Wreck stuff is just schtick.  Its hyperbole and stupidity.

 So dont get mad if when I start referring to you as Napoleon and call your base Waterloo.  =)

Meeds this is one of his meta tricks, this is also a lie, you need to be selective on the things he says because 10% of the time he's telling 73% of the truth.