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Title: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: FML|red7z7 on December 09, 2014, 11:59:42 pm
Gonna start this thread, cause why not :icon_lol: :icon_lol:  I want to see what kind of dumb stuff people can come up with. I'll go first, here's two.

What's the Mountain King's favorite movie?
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What did the Archmage ask for after eating too much chili?
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Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: FML|WorpeX on December 10, 2014, 07:28:32 am
hahahahhaha that second one.

How would you describe Crypt Lord sex?
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Post by: Meeds on December 10, 2014, 01:52:51 pm
What does Demon Hunter answer to this question ?
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Post by: DV- on December 11, 2014, 07:01:39 am
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks?

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Post by: Elessar on December 11, 2014, 10:44:02 am
No more please.
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Post by: Searcher_FF on December 11, 2014, 12:05:43 pm
Agree with Elessar first and maybe last time in a life.
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Post by: FML|WorpeX on December 11, 2014, 01:29:00 pm
 :icon_cry:
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Post by: FML|red7z7 on December 11, 2014, 01:49:25 pm
What would the Alchemist be if he underwent a sex-change operation and lost his voice?
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Post by: DV- on December 11, 2014, 01:54:18 pm
LOL
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Post by: Wrecktify on December 11, 2014, 02:14:15 pm
Quote from: red7z7 on December 11, 2014, 01:49:25 pm
What would the Alchemist be if he underwent a sex-change operation and lost his voice?
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win.
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Dovekie on December 12, 2014, 02:11:56 pm
What did the DK say when trying to use ketchup at McDonalds? :ud:
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(stolen from wcr)
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Pinballmap on December 12, 2014, 03:06:42 pm
I like those. can someone just steal the whole list from wcr?  :D
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Post by: Vyvanne on December 12, 2014, 05:46:59 pm
You're god damn right I want more.

Puns and dad jokes are best jokes.

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Post by: Vyvanne on December 12, 2014, 05:50:09 pm
Where does the Lich King poop?
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Post by: Dovekie on December 12, 2014, 06:11:46 pm
90% of the thread are jokes about how "night elves are homosexuals", though if you look through it there are a few funny ones making fun of tod.

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54124&pp=20
(and the majority are not funny)



A Deathknight came across a pair of boots of speed while killing creeps one day. After trying the new boots on for size, the DeathKnight thought to himself, "Why is it that my movement speed is increased while wearing these boots when I am in fact atop a horse?" Nevertheless, the DeathKnight looked passed the apparent oddity and enjoyed his new pair of boots, but decided to put them away for safe keeping for the time being.
During another day of creeping the DeathKnight onced again came across another pair of boots of speed. Delighted by the thought of adding a second pair to his collection he journeyed back to his Frozen Throne, threw open his boot closet and placed his second pair of Boots of Speed on top of the other pair...
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor.
"That's odd.." said the DeathKnight, "I'll try again", he thought to himself.
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor again.
"What in the name of Frostmourne is going on!?", the DeathKnight bellowed. After several unsuccessful attempts the DeathKnight's eyes glanced upon a small inscription on the sole of one boot reading -
"Boots of Speed DO NOT STACK".

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Player 1 (me): Can I have 100 gold please?
Player 2 : Sure, coming right up.
10 minutes later Player 2 sends 10 peasants with gold in their hands to my base.
Player 1 : Huh, what's this?
Player 2 : Your gold.
Player 1 has left the game.

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what's the difference between warcraft and a a bleeding arm?

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How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you count how many tauren you have?

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Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Tleilaxu on December 13, 2014, 12:01:06 pm
Quote from: Dovekie on December 12, 2014, 06:11:46 pm
90% of the thread are jokes about how "night elves are homosexuals", though if you look through it there are a few funny ones making fun of tod.

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54124&pp=20
(and the majority are not funny)



A Deathknight came across a pair of boots of speed while killing creeps one day. After trying the new boots on for size, the DeathKnight thought to himself, "Why is it that my movement speed is increased while wearing these boots when I am in fact atop a horse?" Nevertheless, the DeathKnight looked passed the apparent oddity and enjoyed his new pair of boots, but decided to put them away for safe keeping for the time being.
During another day of creeping the DeathKnight onced again came across another pair of boots of speed. Delighted by the thought of adding a second pair to his collection he journeyed back to his Frozen Throne, threw open his boot closet and placed his second pair of Boots of Speed on top of the other pair...
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor.
"That's odd.." said the DeathKnight, "I'll try again", he thought to himself.
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor again.
"What in the name of Frostmourne is going on!?", the DeathKnight bellowed. After several unsuccessful attempts the DeathKnight's eyes glanced upon a small inscription on the sole of one boot reading -
"Boots of Speed DO NOT STACK".

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Player 1 (me): Can I have 100 gold please?
Player 2 : Sure, coming right up.
10 minutes later Player 2 sends 10 peasants with gold in their hands to my base.
Player 1 : Huh, what's this?
Player 2 : Your gold.
Player 1 has left the game.

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what's the difference between warcraft and a a bleeding arm?

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How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you count how many tauren you have?

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Lol'd hard at the first one in that thread. What an anti-joke.
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Meeds on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pm
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: FML|Mog on December 13, 2014, 02:13:46 pm
Yeah it is a old old solo replay of PBM losing to mass tower tank with like 15apm and flaming hard
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Post by: Pinballmap on December 13, 2014, 02:32:57 pm
no tanks. just gryphs :D
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Post by: Pinballmap on December 13, 2014, 03:03:36 pm
3 dark rangers got caught by the lich king. Then the Lich king made an offer to them "I have two tasks for you, if you complete both tasks I will grant you your freedom. The first part is to go out in the wild and charm a creature" So all three dark rangers went out in the wild and charmed a creature. The first one came back with a troll berserker. The lich king said "Now for the second part, you have to have sex with it, without making any facial expressions" The first dark ranger refused and was sacrificed to King Arthas. The second one came back with a hot sexy tauren, and they started ahving sex, just as they were about to finish, the Dark rangers started laughing. Lich King asked, "Why did you laugh you were almost granted your freedom." "cause I saw her coming back with your mom, and she is really fat and ugly"



a Blademaster, a Demon Hunter, and a mountain King were going to be whipped several time for sexually assautling Tyrande. Tehy were allowed to put one thing on thier back to lessen the pain. The blademaster says "I'll take it like a man" so he went bare and took his whippings. The demon hunter also said I'll take it like man. SO he went bare and took his whippings. Then it was the mountian king's turn, so teh night elves asked him "What would you like on your back?" "I'll take a demon hunter"


Copied from someone in that thread :D
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Tleilaxu on December 13, 2014, 03:44:42 pm
He should've taken the Blademaster since the Demon Hunter has evasion.
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Post by: SteppinRazor on December 13, 2014, 06:46:04 pm
Quote from: DV- on December 11, 2014, 07:01:39 am
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks?

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LMAO
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Ugrilainen on December 13, 2014, 08:05:33 pm
Quote from: Meeds on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pm
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Ugrilainen on December 13, 2014, 08:06:47 pm
Quote from: SteppinRazor on December 13, 2014, 06:46:04 pm
Quote from: DV- on December 11, 2014, 07:01:39 am
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks?

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LMAO


LMAO? persuade won the only FFA title that was worth it in a 500$ prize pool?
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Meeds on December 14, 2014, 08:03:10 am
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 13, 2014, 08:05:33 pm
Quote from: Meeds on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pm
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...

History is not funny, it is just history. Basic of humour is surprise, there is no surprise about history as it already happened.
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: SteppinRazor on December 14, 2014, 08:59:07 am
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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Best one actually hahahaa
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: Searcher_FF on December 14, 2014, 06:09:50 pm
that one with 10 peons for 100 gold ))))))))
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Post by: Ugrilainen on December 15, 2014, 12:34:31 am
Quote from: Meeds on December 14, 2014, 08:03:10 am
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 13, 2014, 08:05:33 pm
Quote from: Meeds on December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pm
Quote from: Ugrilainen on December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...

History is not funny, it is just history. Basic of humour is surprise, there is no surprise about history as it already happened.

Poor Meeds, what happened to you?
Basic of humour is not always surprise, you can read this to open your mind to other sources of humour : http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_gag

This has been a running gag going on for years. You cant laugh because you were not present when it all started Meeds. Thats fine, no need to feel left out or anything.

For us it is a remembrance of a time passed when we were all students, wc3 was at its peak and this game has been toped as a classic of ladder FFA like rocky horror picture show has been for cinema, despite being a poor movie.

Its also about the fact we all like Pinball very much. He used to be so intense in game in chat, you would not believe
Title: Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
Post by: letshavesomefun on December 16, 2014, 03:07:01 pm
What does Santa Claus and Kenos skill have in common?

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Post by: Tleilaxu on December 16, 2014, 03:40:42 pm
What do Hitler and Shave have in common?
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Post by: Pinballmap on December 16, 2014, 03:45:55 pm
oh the thread turned into black humour jokes? :D
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Post by: letshavesomefun on December 16, 2014, 03:46:43 pm
nice one :D i actually laughed
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Post by: letshavesomefun on December 16, 2014, 04:09:53 pm
Whats soso doing after winning FML?

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Post by: Tleilaxu on December 16, 2014, 04:14:55 pm
Quote from: letshavesomefun on December 16, 2014, 04:09:53 pm
Whats soso doing after winning FML?

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lol'd