Return of the dready Qualifier Round!

[Wrecktify]

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Q1
:USA: :ne: PLZLEAVEDUCK
:USA: :ne: Practicemage
:Sweden: :hu: Camp_and_Spank
:Australia: :ne: Elessar

Q2
:Germany: :ud: Kruppe
:Germany: :orc: P.enis
:USA: :ra: Mog[Skynet]
:USA: :ud: SteppingRazor



[Wrecktify]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

According to my watch, phone, and time.gov it is in fact October first.  As that means we are roughly two months away from Thanksgiving, I don't imagine Duck will show up for this match.  Also theres a distinct chance of Derecho knocking out his power for the fourteenth time this year, despite only like 3 cases of Derecho in MD in teh past 200 years.  Camp and Spank is my favorite player here, as I am distinctly biased towards old school players.  And I think he could actually win this, but Elessar is a douche good orc player.  No hes a douche also.  But a good orc player on this map is scurry.  Not trying to sell Mage short, but as he is an admin now I am required to root against him, suicide him, and all around hope he dies painfully EUAHUEHAUEHAUHUEHUHU.  The end. 

Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

In reality either Kruppe will win this with 27 APM, or Mog will win this while taking a swig of ale from an enormous beerstein and singing about his love for Tinkers.  But Mr. Sparkle has Canada Power.  I dont know what Canada Power is, or if it exists.  But if it does he has it.  Its what gives him that Sparkle.  That pizazz.  That... insert other buzzwords here that mean nothing.  Stepping is coming off a tough loss in the finals, so he might have some pent up energy too.  Hes always my favorite on-the-brink player.  Maybe he'll bust through, first by rushing out Kruppe (as revenge towards undeads in general) then let Mog and Sparkle battle for... gold? Ok now im just confused as I think ive predicted all four of them to win.  Painfully close game, but in the end human abuse wins.  KAYEAHTAN POWER! 

AQ.GAMMEL WILL WIN.

[Ugri2]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

I vote camp because I love the guy and someone has to vote for him


Q2
Kruppe
Aq.Gammel
Mog[Skynet]
SteppinRazor

Update : I vote Gammel because he is orc

[Wrecktify]

The feared and respected prediction-of-player-not-in-match.  Kudos to you, Sir Ugri.

[FML|WorpeX]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

From what I hear, Elessar has been playing a lot. Which could spell doom for his opponents. If he is back into shape, I think he and Duck will duke it out for the win here. Both would be equally matched. Sadly, I can't see Camp taking a win here as this is a poor map for his play style. I love mage, but I want him to lose so we can shoutcast more games together this season. :D

Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

Razor is one of my favorite players to watch. His progress in skill has been extraordinary over the past few seasons! He pulled some big wins last season but sadly wasn't able to do much in the finals... that may have been nerves however. Sparkle is good on this map and Tinker is good on every map. Kruppe is a god among men. It will be a tough match but I think Razor can pull through!

[Lightweight!]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

Although admins changed the map from deadlock to deathrose to weaken duck, he will take a 30 minute game win home. I have never seen such a talented player like him before and it is only his goodness that he wants to play qualifiers so that the even other players have a chance to play against him for once.



Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

Since sparkle is busy having fun with girls and Mogs tinker tactics are known well now, i have no doubt that sir Kruppe will make a glorious comeback into the league and surprise us all with the timeless wagonmancer! After 3 years i still cannot estimate steppin.

[Ugri2]

Still pulling shit on the admins on every post you make either jokin or insulting. Cant stand it anymore : be gone now, forever

The map change is to give fair starting spots btw

[Seksi]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

Elessar takes this one but should find a player and go quickly to 80 or 100 food to attain the games level advantage.  I'd like to see C&S come back with a new style for this map because the camping... and spanking... probably won't work out here.  Good ol' practicemage hopefully will get the chance to rain down chippo since duck seems to think elf still > undead in FFA.   

Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

I'm rooting for SteppinRazor here, he has the right mind for FFA and potential to play great games, here's a good chance.  Mog has improved as an FFA player and of course you can never count out 130-food-ground-pound.  Sir Kruppe might win if not by anything else, his masterful use of words.

[Seksi]

Since when has lightweight started sucking all over duck's genitals?  Like come on dude it almost seems like its fake or he is using your account.  Or maybe you went crazy with all of your recent episodes of drama. 

[DarKNeSSCaLLs]

Still pulling shit on the admins on every post you make either jokin or insulting. Cant stand it anymore : be gone now, forever

The map change is to give fair starting spots btw

If you're going to ban him, then just ban him for good please. All this back and forth banning and unbanning is silly.

Anyways, my predictions:

Q1:
Duck (assuming he shows up), otherwise, I'm hoping for a surprise comeback from Camp_and_spank's imba fast level 6 AM

Q2:
Tough one, but I think Sparkle can pull out a win. He can be an extremely potent player when he's in the zone (and when he's not hungover)

[FML|Mog]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

I don't think Duck will show, or else I would predict him winning. Mage is my second guess, but tbh I could see any of them winning. But as previously mentioned, prob not the best map for Camp&Spank

Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

I'm the only person no one has predicted to win our of this match yet. So I have to vote for myself to change that :)

gl hf everyone!

[Elessar]

dunno why everyone is talking about camp n spank as if he still camps and spanks!

He just plays standard strategies in all his recent game - which is of course a disappointment to all the viewers (including me)  .

[humans7ar]

Q1
PLZ LEAVE DUCK :>
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar


Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

[Redkeekee]

Q1
PLZLEAVEDUCK
Practicemage
Camp_and_Spank
Elessar

Duck no shows.  Camp builds 10000 towers and yells "HAVETH THEE!"  Mage and Elessar expo the whole map and then Mage whips out his secret Maga-style 80 food imba 2000APM micro and 2v1s his way to victory while camp is still afk inside his fortress with the words "HAVETH THEE" spelled out with towers, but in Swedish so nobody understands.

Q2
Kruppe
Mr.Sparkle
Mog[Skynet]
SteppingRazor

All Mog has to do is take out sparkle before he switches to a legit army during his, I <3 RIFLARZ stage.  Late game vs uds the chippo/tinker-meister should have no issues.

[Ugri2]

Update your predictions since Aq.Gammel replace Sparkle!