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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #15 on: December 12, 2014, 11:35:50 pm »
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 12:16:31 am by Ugrilainen »

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #16 on: December 13, 2014, 12:01:06 pm »
90% of the thread are jokes about how "night elves are homosexuals", though if you look through it there are a few funny ones making fun of tod.

http://www.wcreplays.com/forums/showthread.php?t=54124&pp=20
(and the majority are not funny)



A Deathknight came across a pair of boots of speed while killing creeps one day. After trying the new boots on for size, the DeathKnight thought to himself, "Why is it that my movement speed is increased while wearing these boots when I am in fact atop a horse?" Nevertheless, the DeathKnight looked passed the apparent oddity and enjoyed his new pair of boots, but decided to put them away for safe keeping for the time being.
During another day of creeping the DeathKnight onced again came across another pair of boots of speed. Delighted by the thought of adding a second pair to his collection he journeyed back to his Frozen Throne, threw open his boot closet and placed his second pair of Boots of Speed on top of the other pair...
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor.
"That's odd.." said the DeathKnight, "I'll try again", he thought to himself.
*thud*
The Boots hit the floor again.
"What in the name of Frostmourne is going on!?", the DeathKnight bellowed. After several unsuccessful attempts the DeathKnight's eyes glanced upon a small inscription on the sole of one boot reading -
"Boots of Speed DO NOT STACK".

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Player 1 (me): Can I have 100 gold please?
Player 2 : Sure, coming right up.
10 minutes later Player 2 sends 10 peasants with gold in their hands to my base.
Player 1 : Huh, what's this?
Player 2 : Your gold.
Player 1 has left the game.

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what's the difference between warcraft and a a bleeding arm?

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How many paladins does it take to screw in a light bulb?

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How do you count how many tauren you have?

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Lol'd hard at the first one in that thread. What an anti-joke.
« Last Edit: December 13, 2014, 02:47:32 pm by Tleilaxu »

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #17 on: December 13, 2014, 01:50:27 pm »
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #18 on: December 13, 2014, 02:13:46 pm »
Yeah it is a old old solo replay of PBM losing to mass tower tank with like 15apm and flaming hard

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #19 on: December 13, 2014, 02:32:57 pm »
no tanks. just gryphs :D

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #20 on: December 13, 2014, 03:03:36 pm »
3 dark rangers got caught by the lich king. Then the Lich king made an offer to them "I have two tasks for you, if you complete both tasks I will grant you your freedom. The first part is to go out in the wild and charm a creature" So all three dark rangers went out in the wild and charmed a creature. The first one came back with a troll berserker. The lich king said "Now for the second part, you have to have sex with it, without making any facial expressions" The first dark ranger refused and was sacrificed to King Arthas. The second one came back with a hot sexy tauren, and they started ahving sex, just as they were about to finish, the Dark rangers started laughing. Lich King asked, "Why did you laugh you were almost granted your freedom." "cause I saw her coming back with your mom, and she is really fat and ugly"



a Blademaster, a Demon Hunter, and a mountain King were going to be whipped several time for sexually assautling Tyrande. Tehy were allowed to put one thing on thier back to lessen the pain. The blademaster says "I'll take it like a man" so he went bare and took his whippings. The demon hunter also said I'll take it like man. SO he went bare and took his whippings. Then it was the mountian king's turn, so teh night elves asked him "What would you like on your back?" "I'll take a demon hunter"


Copied from someone in that thread :D

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #21 on: December 13, 2014, 03:44:42 pm »
He should've taken the Blademaster since the Demon Hunter has evasion.

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #22 on: December 13, 2014, 06:46:04 pm »
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks?

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LMAO

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #23 on: December 13, 2014, 08:05:33 pm »
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #24 on: December 13, 2014, 08:06:47 pm »
Whats difference between Persuade and Dallas Mavericks?

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LMAO


LMAO? persuade won the only FFA title that was worth it in a 500$ prize pool?

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #25 on: December 14, 2014, 08:03:10 am »
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...

History is not funny, it is just history. Basic of humour is surprise, there is no surprise about history as it already happened.

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #26 on: December 14, 2014, 08:59:07 am »
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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Best one actually hahahaa

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #27 on: December 14, 2014, 06:09:50 pm »
that one with 10 peons for 100 gold ))))))))

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #28 on: December 15, 2014, 12:34:31 am »
What does Pinball say while meeting the king of China?

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What's funny here ? It is just some random chat during some random game ?

Ah poor Meeds... forgetting history is a risk to see it repeat itself...

History is not funny, it is just history. Basic of humour is surprise, there is no surprise about history as it already happened.

Poor Meeds, what happened to you?
Basic of humour is not always surprise, you can read this to open your mind to other sources of humour : http://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/Running_gag

This has been a running gag going on for years. You cant laugh because you were not present when it all started Meeds. Thats fine, no need to feel left out or anything.

For us it is a remembrance of a time passed when we were all students, wc3 was at its peak and this game has been toped as a classic of ladder FFA like rocky horror picture show has been for cinema, despite being a poor movie.

Its also about the fact we all like Pinball very much. He used to be so intense in game in chat, you would not believe

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Re: Terrible WC3 Jokes+Puns
« Reply #29 on: December 16, 2014, 03:07:01 pm »
What does Santa Claus and Kenos skill have in common?

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